Albany Student Voice

Let me begin by saying I really appreciate the readership and compliments I have received for my last editorial. Ya'll keep me going. Oh and another thing, I appreciate the compliments towards me and my boy Corey in regards to our hosting debut at the K.O.L.O.U.R.S Fashion Show a couple of weeks ago.

And you haters…I appreciate ya'll too. I'm going to keep saying "ya'll" and keep doing my thang. Keep doing what you do best, and like Rocko said, "Imma Do Me." Moving right along, midterms was a female dog huh? Even the ones I studied for had me cussin' under my breath. I sat down, got one test and was like, "Got (expletive)." I started humming "Order my steps" and rocking back and forth in class like it was an old negro hymnal.

One of the midterms I studied for had me depressed for the rest of the day. I walked in the classroom sat down feeling good about myself, knowing I was about to ace this test. I received the test, flipped through a couple of the pages, and felt my smile turn upside down. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I saw like three or four words on each page and the rest was filled with blanks.

Yes, my test was 90 percent of the dreaded fill in the blank and short answer questions. I was sitting there wondering ' where's the multiple choice? Where's the matching and the word bank?' Lol. I know a lot of my peers can relate with me when I say I answered what I thought I knew and asked the Lord to please guide my pencil to write something that might be close to the right answer.

As sad as it is, I was hoping everybody else did bad too so we could work out some kind of bell curve. That's just terrible ain't it? Lol. Good thing homecoming is right around the corner though. Speaking of homecoming, have you heard about FAMU's homecoming? A concert with Lil'Wayne, Plies, T-Pain and who knows else! Either way, it's gonna be super live in the F-L-A.

Now, my ASU family, before you get all upset and wonder why can't ASU have anything like that, understand that FAMU has a million plus dollars to work with in their student activities budget and FAMU students pay three times more than the student activity fee at ASU.

Didn't know that did you? If the university raised our student activity fee, some students would be marching around campus like it was Jena 6 all over again. But don't' you fret. Ms. Harvey n them in Student Activities got it all under control. We got Canton Jones coming down for the Gospel Extravaganza.

You say "who?" You don't know Canton Jones? You know the guy that sings that gospel song "There's no other name that's higher than yours Lord, so we call him Jesus!" with the hip hop bounce to it? I think Pastor Troy is featured on the track. Yeah, that guy is coming. So it's going down. We'll be getting crunk too FAMU…just in a different way. Praise Him. Lol.

Club Climaxx, I still got love for ya'll man. Ya'll keep doing your thing. It's still mad love over here. I heard a few of Climaxx's affiliates were a little offended about my comments in my last editorial. But know this is just comedy man. I'm going to be in there to get me a sausage sandwich and crank dat superman soon. It was just a little jokey joke. Lol. Again, thank ya'll for reading. I got something good in store for next issue too. Make sure you check me out.

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